I’m really happy you’re not psychotic like 3 out of 4 of my ex girlfriends. Thank you. Thank you so much
Anonymous asked: so if this was a perfect world, what would your absolute dream girlfriend look like?
I honestly never had a set image for what my dream girl would look like, but the girl I’m into now is simply perfection, and I’m very happy that she came into my life. I needed someone like her when such shitty news has been coming my way. All I know is that my dream girl is a girl who loves me for me and wouldn’t change a thing about me
Anonymous asked: was Courtney your third gf?
No she was my fourth girlfriend which is kind of odd that you know my exes name. I never really said her name on here anon o.O
Miley Cyrus is a sexy babe, I’m so happy people say I look like her, and a hotter version of her. Which I think is impossible
Holy shit! This smile just won’t go away!!! :))
You suck because I fell in love with you
You suck because you broke my heart
You suck because I still always think about you
You suck because every little thing reminds me of you
You suck because I still want you
And You suck because I still love you
And. You. just. FUCKING. SUCK!
The single ladies party was fun even though they’re were a lot of single guys and the two girls I invited thinking they were gonna stay and hook up with me, left to fuck other guys lol. But I DID get a lap dance from a beautiful lady and DAMN was it hot